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yup, that’s me!

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Orange is The New Black

Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 25, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

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rpgmaker:

*tucks 3ds into bed* *kisses it*

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liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

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